Erling Haaland is a real goalscoring machine, everyone in Norway, Germany, England, in fact the whole world agrees.

In today’s Manchester City derby defeat, the Old Trafford striker looked pale – and not for the first time. Because in 2023 he just doesn’t want to work for the Knipser, who otherwise deliver so reliably in front of the opposing goal.

Haaland didn’t score his own goal for the third game in a row today. The Norwegian had already missed out on league success against Chelsea and cup defeat at Southampton.

As a result, there is now a bad suspicion in the room: is Haaland maybe just a person after all? If so, his stats are still superhuman. In 24 games for City, he registered 27 goals and three assists.